FOOTBALL IS SEXn by Drug Free Collectiven nTracy Graham - rapping and vocals nMike Westergaard - drums, bass, keyboards, effectsnJames Hender - lead guitarnnTr...
FOOTBALL IS SEXn by Drug Free Collectiven nTracy Graham - rapping and vocals nMike Westergaard - drums, bass, keyboards, effectsnJames Hender - lead guitarnnTrack produced, mixed and mastered by Mike WestergaardnnMusic, lyrics and project concept - Mark Lewczynski nnTracy Graham's singing credits include Eric Clapton, Boy George, Tony Hadley, Roger Taylor, Ringo Starr, Leo Sayer, Georgie Fame, Roger Waters, Kym Mazelle, The Moody Blues, Kim Wile, Belinda Carlisle, Paul Carrack, Rick Astley, Gary Brooker, Lulu, Paul Young, Toyah and Nick Heyward.
She is currently the female vocalist on tour with ABC.
nnMike Westergaard's composer, arranger, performer and producer credits include The Blessing, Dragon's Den, Doctor Who Confidential, Loose Women, Britain's Best Dish, Big Brother, San Miguel, Saatchi, Paddy Power, Cheltenham Ladies Day, British Airways, Sky Atlantic, The Brit Awards, Granini, Campina, VW Caddy, Boston Celtics, Let's Do Lunch, 7 Days On The Breadline, Space Cadets, Heritage Heroes, nCowboy Trap, Premier League TV, The Underdog Show, BBC Shipwrecked, See Hear, The Grand Slam Of Darts, One Square Mile, nThe Morning Show, Earth Report, Beat The Burglar, Beat The Bailiff, The Bill, The Bottom Line, Boomerang, Cartoonito, Only Fools On Horses, The All Star Talent Show, MOBO Awards, World's Richest People, The Stirling Prize, Eastenders Revealed, Extreme Sports, Channel ID, nFantasy Homes By The Sea, Jade's PA, Living, Slave To Fashion, Dressing For The Oscars, Blue Communities, Climate Challenge, Nature Inc, Morning Glory, Roulette Nation, Vodafone and Sony.nnJames Hender plays in well known tribute band Imagine...The Beatles and plays on cruise ships throughout the world.
nnLYRICSnnI'm not the kind of footballer that boasts nbut let's get these balls in between your posts nI played all over from Dover to Berwick nI was the target of a youth coach called Eric nnFootball is sex njust ask my ex nshe played away from home nwith my best friend Dex nnI had it off with a couple of fans nwent for the hat-trick during one of my bans nshe asked me if I was wearing protection nI said yeah shin pads over a pain killing injection nnI like to slide in nand watch my side win nand then confide in nthe club doctor nnWhen I score I'm usually inside the box nmy favourite manager's surname was Cox nI signed professional terms with Partick Thistle nget down on your knees and blow that whistle nnYou can buy the song fromnwww.amazon.co.uk/Football-Sex-Drug-Free-Collective/dp/B0787H71BFn nThere is also a ringtone available tuunes.co/ringtone/football-is-sex/nnDrug Free Collective web page nwww.reverbnation.com/artist/drugfreecollective nnQuotesnn"love the sound" - www.sostereo.comn"amazing" - www.bmgproductionmusic.co.uk n"cool track - that chorus is so catchy" - www.matchboxmusicpr.co.ukn"brilliant" - www.hummingbirdmusic.uk/ n"very catchy" - The British Comedy Guide - www.comedy.co.ukn"I really like it.
Great production and lyrics" n- thesoundworks.co.uknnAirplaynnRadio Roberto, Italy - www.radioroberto.com nRadio Graffiti, UK - www.graffitivibe.com n973 FM Singapore - 973fm.weebly.com nRadio Wigwam, UK - www.radiowigwam.co.uknUnsigned James Radio, UK - tunein.com/radio/Unsigned-James-s292759nRadio Kaos Caribou, France - rkc.noip.menTMV Cafe Radio, USA - www.tmvcafe.comnGet Live Radio, USA - www.getliveradio.comnnVideo nnCasting producer Michelle FrasernEditors Sam Robertson and Steve Fraser nnStarring Daniel OgunsalunCo-starring Eva Savage and Catherine LorescannFootball shirts, shorts, socks, shin pads, balls and referee cards bynwww.sondico.comnnThis song touches on the many double entendres between the vocabulary of football and sex.
The lyrics were written very much in the spirit of 1960s and 1970s British comedy such as the Carry On films, Benny Hill, The Two Ronnies, Dick Emery and Are You Being Served?.
On the one hand, the words sound entirely innocent...nnThe song references some smaller football clubs because football in England and Scotland is enriched by those kinds of clubs.
The reference to Dover is also a tribute to striker Ricky Miller for his phenomenal goalscoring in his final season at Dover Athletic which earned him a new contract up two leagues with Peterborough United.
The "club doctor" is a reference to Eva Carneiro for her much admired stand against...
well, you know the story.
And amongst other references is one to Arthur Cox, the former Newcastle United manager who returned the club to the old First Division.
nnWe hope you enjoy the video and the song - thank you for watching.nnLink to cartoonist Chris Reynolds and his websitenmauretania.cinemadetectives.comnnCopyright 2018